COMPLETE ELECTION RESULTS!

Debunking the Palestinian Lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ByJb7QQ9U

Why I believe Obama is happy when Americans die.

          First, let me say that I'm not a conspiracy nut. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe the World Trade Center was brought down by Muslim terrorists, not Israeli agents, the CIA or the 4H Club. I don't really give a rat's ass where Obama was born. But the evidence that he enjoys hearing about dead Americans, or is, at the very least, callous and blase about them, is impossible to ignore.
          Most recently, we have cases of Ebola piling up within our shores. Several African nations have restricted or banned air travel from Ebola-stricken countries, and airlines including Kenya Airways, British Airways, Air Cote D’Ivoire and Nigeria's Arik Air have suspended flights from the countries. When the health of our citizens is at risk (and I can't see how anyone can believe at this juncture that it's not), wouldn't suspending flights to the countries where the disease is running rampant a no-brainer? What the hell is he thinking? Answer: he's not thinking...he's smiling.
          Have you heard of the EN68 virus? That's another doozy. The CDC, those competent folks who keep telling us there's nothing to worry about, have said that what we're seeing of EN68 may be "The tip of the iceberg." Hundreds of kids have been hospitalized in Missouri and there are other cases cropping up in Colorado, North Carolina, Georgia, Ohio, Iowa, Illinois, Kansas, Oklahoma and Kentucky. There's no treatment and several kids have died. Guess where EN68 is endemic? Honduras and Nicaragua. Our kids have no resistance. Can you say, "Open Borders?"
          And finally, let's discuss American beheadings. Remember the first one, James Foley? Remember Obama's cold, mechanical statement? Remember where he was just a few minutes later? That's right: back on the links, yukking it up with Alonzo Mourning. Then, of course, there's Alton Nolen, a recent convert to Islam, the famous religion of peace, who beheaded his former co-worker because...because...because because he was pissed after losing his job. A perfectly logical response, dontcha think? Have we heard word one from our Muslim-in-Chief? Nah. He's too busy worrying about Ferguson, Missouri (not his home town of Chicago, where blacks kids are killing black kids all over the place) and being "enraged" with Israel for buliding within the "settlements." And let's not forget Fort Hood, where Major Nidal Malik Hasan shot thirteen people dead and injured thirty others while screaming "Allah Hu Akhbar." That was classified by the White House as "workplace violence." Riiiiiiiiiight.
          In conclusion, I firmly believe that The Asshole of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is an evil, dangerous man who set out six years ago to destroy the United States. He called it a "Fundamental Transformation," and the Unwashed Masses said Hallelujah, our savior is here, and voted for him twice to keep their Welfare checks coming. There was a time I though that The Union would somehow survive him. I don't think so anymore. I just hope I'm dead before I see my kids and grandkids wearing burkas.

Foreign Policy Funnies

Bibi Netanyahu Debating at 28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQx3XMkiVbg

Who Eats Celery With Chopped Liver??

                                     Click here: The Jewish Food Taste Test

Rabbi Goldberg, Everyday Hero

Rabbi Elimelech Goldberg

http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/cnn-labelled-this-guy-a-hero

Q. How can you tell if the dangerous, evil, anti-semitic, closet Muslim in the oval office is lying? A. His lips are moving.

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/23/fact-check-obama-in-UN-speech-spins-statistics/20966686/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D534472

Thanks Obama, you asshole!

That's the last time I kiss a Hispanic chick!

http://www.thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/09/04/illegal-immigrant-related-pandemic-diseases-are-appearing-in-the-us/

Jesus Moth

Obama Finally Has A Strategy!

Miscellaneous Fun Fotos!

Obama's Latest Joke

"Whatever these murderers think they will achieve by murdering innocents like Steven [Sotloff], they have already failed. We will not be intimidated.  

Their horrific acts only unite us."

Hey — ya gotta give credit where it's due; 

the man has a great sense of humor!

Tasteless Riddle What I Made Up

Q.  What did Obama-brain say to the Joint Chiefs of Staff during their latest meeting on the 14th green?
A.  Boys, you guys better come up with a strategy for fighting those ISIS guys real soon, or HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!

A Tale Of Two Orators

Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
1874-1965

"We must not underrate the gravity of the task which lies before us or the temerity of the ordeal, to which we shall not be found unequal.   We must expect many disappointments, and many unpleasant surprises, but we may be sure that the task which we have freely accepted is one not beyond the compass and the strength of the British Empire and the French Republic. The Prime Minister said it was a sad day, and that is indeed true, but at the present time there is another note which may be present, and that is a feeling of thankfulness that, if these great trials were to come upon our Island, there is a generation of Britons here now ready to prove itself not unworthy of the days of yore and not unworthy of those great men, the fathers of our land, who laid the foundations of our laws and shaped the greatness of our country."

Barak Hussein Obama
1961-Not A Moment Too Soon

"Um...we don't have a strategy yet."

Ronald Wilson Reagan 1911-2004

(Click below)
Now THIS was a President!

Why do we lose it? How do we lose it? When do we lose it?

          This is my grandson, Yosef Nakash.  Yosef is 20 months old.  The hat he's wearing in the picture does not belong with his pajama ensemble.  But he found it lying around and decided that it would be funny if he wore it.  Then he walked around the apartment, proud of his fashion sense and the silly outfit he created.
          Yosef is happy from the time he gets up in the morning until he's back snug in his crib at day's end.  Yosef's life is a  study in inexhaustible elation and wonder.  Every moment presents another challenge, every fallen leaf or errant piece of sidewalk chalk is cause for celebration.
          Do you remember being that way?  Do you remember seeing the world as miraculous and amazing?  I do, and I wasn't even 20 months old at the time.  When I was 8, 9, 10, 11, and maybe even 12, the world was an astounding place indeed.    I was never going to grow old.  I was never going to get sick.  Hell, I was never going to die!  My head was wrapped up in turtles, lizards, and frogs, birds and bugs and butterflies.  There was Leave it to Beaver, I Love Lucy, and The Honeymooners.  
          There were my dreams of being a musician, which took flight with some early compositions that I still remember.  They were God-awful, but I didn't think so then.  There was my Martian imaginary friend, Fling Baboom.  He was a rock-and-roll singer back on his home planet.  I spent many happy hours with Fling, interviewing him on my radio show.  Sometimes he would even sing for the audience, usually his Martian smash hit, "Syato Limpufo."    
          I guess it's unrealistic to think that I never got upset or angry, but my recollections of my childhood are by-and-large warm and fuzzy and fine.  There was magic everywhere.  I did just enough homework and schoolwork to get by.  My parents knew they had a reasonably bright kid on their hands, but a dreamer whom they had no idea how to handle.  I'm convinced that nowadays I'd be diagnosed with something: ADD, ADHD, Asberger's, Learning Disability.  I was none of those things.  I was bored!  I didn't give a rat's pitoot about anything they were trying to cram into my incredibly malleable brain.  My world was my amusement park.
          So what happened? When does the jaundice set in?  Where does the sarcasm come from?  What do we become when we stop listening to the little boy inside who knows what to do?  It hurts to know that he's been in there all along, yelling on top of his lungs, "Hey!  You're fucking this up!" and that he's been drowned out by the cacophony of other misguided, ugly pronouncements.  The Voice of Reason.  The Voice of Maturity.  The Voice of Responsibility.  The Voice of Experience.  You know what?  Those voices might be occasionally helpful, even  necessary.  But not at the expense of the Young You.  The Young You is sometimes right.  In fact, check that:  The Young You is almost always right.  And the tragedy of our lives is that once you let the magic slip away, it's damn near impossible to get it back.

I'm the one on the left

               

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Wake Up, People!

   

          The fact that I might not be around for the coming next Holocaust is of little solace.  And make no mistake: it is coming.  We have gutless, feckless Muslim in the White House who is either unable or unwilling (doesn't matter which, does it?) to lead.  The Leader of the Free World is too busy on the links or attending fundraisers to be bothered by a world in flames.  "Osama Bin Laden" is dead they crowed before the 2012 presidential election.  But we who love this country and recognize what is going on in the world around us and understand that this stuff is all interconnected are apparently outnumbered by the morons ensconced in NewYork, Chicago, Detroit, and L.A.  The takers don't give a shit about this country and don't give a shit about what will happen to their kids when they're all going to be speaking Farsi; hell, they don't give a shit about their kids now!  New kid means a bigger check from Uncle Sam, so let's make a few more.

          But I digress.  ISIS has already established a growing extremist, fundamentalist caliphate across much of the region in the Middle East.  Ostensibly anti-Zionist (read: anti-Jew) demonstrations and attacks have become commonplace throughout much of Europe.  In France, protesters have stormed synagogues yelling “Hitler was right!” and “Death to the Jews!” — apparently forgetting in the heat of the moment that what they’re supposed to be upset by is disproportionate Israeli attacks in Gaza, not that Adolf Hitler didn’t finish the job.  The verbal calling card of protesters in Berlin a few weeks ago was, “Jude, Jude feiges Schwein! Komm heraus und kämpf allein!” Translation: “Jew, Jew, cowardly swine, come out and fight on your own!”
The former president of the Central Council of Jews said, “We would never in our lives have thought it possible anymore that anti-Semitic views of the nastiest and most primitive kind can be chanted on German streets.”
          So between the Muslim Savages and the burgeoning new wave of anti-Semitism, is there even a doubt that we're in deep shit?  And please do not think that of the Atlantic Ocean as our savior.  If 9/11 accomplished anything, it taught us (at least I hope it did) that we are not immune to attack within our shores.  Do you have any idea how many home-grown terrorists are hiding in  their holes right now, just waiting for the word to kill infidels?  I don't either.  But I'll betcha it's more than the two Tsarnaev brothers who bombed the Boston Marathon.

Albacore Tuna Hanging: Done By Humans.
(at least he still has his head)

       

Nicholas Berg Hanging: Done By Animals.

          A few years ago I watched the video of the beheading of Nicholas Berg.  At the beginning he is sitting on the floor in an orange jumpsuit, with a group of black-clad, masked barbarians behind him.  One of them is reading a statement in Arabic, and when he's done, the group descends on poor Nick Berg.  They push him to the ground and start hacking his head off.  You know how when they used to use a guillotine, the blade would come rushing down and then — THUNK — the guy would swiftly be relieved of his head and it would gently plop into a waiting basket?  Well, as horrific as that sounds, at least: A. It was quick, and B. The guy knew what was coming.  Well, Nick Berg was denied both of those dubious luxuries.  One minute he's sitting on the floor, wondering what the fuck the animal behind him is prattling on about, and the next minute he's being held down, feeling cold, hard steel against his carotid artery.  He screams, and it's the most blood-curdling, gut wrenching sound I've ever heard.  Thankfully, it doesn't last more than a few seconds, but imagine what was going through his mind before he lost consciousness.  Helluva way to die, right?  They keep hacking away at his neck, screaming "allah hu akhbar" (oh, was I supposed to capitalize allah?  Well, fuck that), until Nick's head is completely severed, whereupon it is help up in triumph for all the world to see. Gee, I wonder why the neanderthals are wearing masks?
          Anyway, I had to watch it two or three times, not because of any macabre sensibilities on my part, but rather because my mind simply could not absorb what my eyes had witnessed.  Were there actually people in the 21st century that still did stuff like that??  That's when I decided that that brutally unwatchable video should be required watching for every person on the planet, just to make sure that we never forget whom...or rather what...we're dealing with.  I was going to provide a link to the video in this post, but it has apparently finally been removed from YouTube.  But check out the photo of Nicholas above, hanging upside down, sans head.  It'll give you a least a taste of the horror of the video.  Look at it.  Remember it.  And WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

     

No Wonder He's So Scared Of Putin!

Obama After Being Briefed

Obama After Being Debriefed

Barak's Greatest Hits

So I Googled "Obama's Lies" just to see what came up.  One guy had a list of 800.  Two others had lists of 252.  However, since brevity is the soul of wit, I shall list twenty of my all-time favorites lies and Obama-isms, in no particular order:

1.  "We will close the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay."

2.  "If we have not gotten our troops out [of Iraq] by he time I am president, it is the first thing I will do."

3.  "Today I'm pledging to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term in office."

4.  "As soon as we're out of this recession, we've got to get serious about starting to live within our means."

5.  We agree on reforms that will reduce the cost of healthcare.  Families will save on their premiums."


6.  "We've got shovel-ready projects across the country."

7.  "We reject the use of national security...to spy on citizens who are not suspected of a crime."

8.  "We will insure that federal contracts over $25,000 are competitively bid.

9.  "We will eliminate all income taxation of seniors making less than $50,000 per year."

10. "We are going to work with you to lower your [healthcare] premiums by $2,500 and we'll do it by the end of my first term as president."

11.  "I don't take a dime of their [lobbyists'] money, and when I am president, they won't find a job in my White House."

12.  "I pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution."  (That's a particularly funny one.)

13.  If you've got a business — you didn't build that.  Somebody else made that happen."

14.  "The sequester is not something that I've proposed.  It is something that Congress has proposed."

15.  "I didn't set a red line [in Syria]."

16.  "It's here that companies like Solyndra are leading the way toward a brighter and more prosperous future."

17.  To Israel:  "We have not only made sure that they [Iran] have to stop adding additional centrifuges, we've also said that they're got to roll back their 20% advancement enrichment ...down to zero."

18.  "Eighty percent of Americans support including higher taxes as part of the [debt ceiling] deal."

19.  In 2006: "America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.  Americans deserve better.  I, therefore, intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit."

And, of course we cannot forget Politifact's 2013 Lie of the Year : "If you like your healthcare plan, you'll be able to keep your healthcare plan, period.  No one will take it away, no matter what...You can keep your family doctor."

My Favorite Mythological Creatures

The Centaur

The Easter Bunny

Bigfoot

The Unicorn

The Loch Ness Monster

Santa Claus

 And last but not least...

The Moderate Muslim

Important Reading

I got this in an email.  I'm reprinting it here in its entirety. 

Rabbi Steven Pruzansky
Congregation B'nai Yeshurun
Teaneck, New Jersey

 This provocative article by a Jewish Rabbi from Teaneck , N.J. far and away the most succinct and thoughtful explanation of how our nation is changing. The article appeared in The Israel National News, and is directed primarily to Jewish readership. 70% of American Jews vote as Democrats. The Rabbi has some interesting comments in that regard.

"The most charitable way of explaining the election results of 2012 is that Americans voted for the status quo - for the incumbent President and for a divided Congress. They must enjoy gridlock, partisanship, incompetence, economic stagnation and avoidance of responsibility. And fewer people voted.

But as we awake from the nightmare, it is important to eschew the facile explanations for the Romney defeat that will prevail among the chattering classes. Romney did not lose because of the effects of Hurricane Sandy that devastated this area, nor did he lose because he ran a poor campaign, nor did he lose because the Republicans could have chosen better candidates, nor did he lose because Obama benefited from a slight uptick in the economy due to the business cycle.
Romney lost because he didn't get enough votes to win.

Nice, decent, albeit hapless man

That might seem obvious, but not for the obvious reasons. Romney lost because the conservative virtues - the traditional American virtues – of liberty, hard work, free enterprise, private initiative and aspirations to moral greatness - no longer inspire or animate a majority of the electorate. Romney lost because he didn't get enough votes to win.
That might seem obvious, but not for the obvious reasons. Romney lost because the conservative virtues - the traditional American virtues – of liberty, hard work, free enterprise, private initiative and aspirations to moral greatness - no longer inspire or animate a majority of the electorate. The simplest reason why Romney lost was because it is impossible to compete against free stuff.
Every businessman knows this; that is why the "loss leader" or the giveaway is such a powerful marketing tool. Obama's America is one in which free stuff is given away: the adults among the 47,000,000 on food stamps clearly recognized for whom they should vote, and so they did, by the tens of millions; those who - courtesy of Obama - receive two full years of unemployment benefits (which, of course, both disincentivizes looking for work and also motivates people to work off the books while collecting their windfall) surely know for whom to vote. The lure of free stuff is irresistible.

The defining moment of the whole campaign was the revelation of the secretly-recorded video in which Romney acknowledged the difficulty of winning an election in which "47% of the people" start off against him because they pay no taxes and just receive money - "free stuff" - from the government.

Almost half of the population has no skin in the game - they don't care about high taxes, promoting business, or creating jobs, nor do they care that the money for their free stuff is being borrowed from their children and from the Chinese.

They just want the free stuff that comes their way at someone else's expense. In the end, that 47% leaves very little margin for error for any Republican, and does not bode well for the future.

It is impossible to imagine a conservative candidate winning against such overwhelming odds. People do vote their pocketbooks. In essence, the people vote for a Congress who will not raise their taxes, and for a President who will give them free stuff, never mind who has to pay for it.

That engenders the second reason why Romney lost: the inescapable conclusion that the electorate is ignorant and uninformed. Indeed, it does not pay to be an informed voter, because most other voters - the clear majority – are unintelligent and easily swayed by emotion and raw populism. That is the indelicate way of saying that too many people vote with their hearts and not their heads. That is why Obama did not have to produce a second term agenda, or even defend his first-term record. He needed only to portray Mitt Romney as a rapacious capitalist who throws elderly women over a cliff, when he is not just snatching away their cancer medication, while starving the poor and cutting taxes for the rich.

During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai Stevenson: "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!" Stevenson called back: "That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!" Truer words were never spoken.

Obama could get away with saying that "Romney wants the rich to play by a different set of rules" - without ever defining what those different rules were; with saying that the "rich should pay their fair share" - without ever defining what a "fair share" is; with saying that Romney wants the poor, elderly and sick to "fend for themselves" - without even acknowledging that all these government programs are going bankrupt, their current insolvency only papered over by deficit spending. 

Similarly, Obama (or his surrogates) could hint to blacks that a Romney victory would lead them back into chains and proclaim to women that their abortions and birth control would be taken away. He could appeal to Hispanics that Romney would have them all arrested and shipped to Mexico and unabashedly state that he will not enforce the current immigration laws. He could espouse the furtherance of the incestuous relationship between governments and unions - in which politicians ply the unions with public money, in exchange for which the unions provide the politicians with votes, in exchange for which the politicians provide more money and the unions provide more votes, etc., even though the money is gone.

Obama also knows that the electorate has changed - that whites will soon be a minority in America (they're already a minority in California) and that the new immigrants to the US are primarily from the Third World and do not share the traditional American values that attracted immigrants in the 19th and 20th centuries. It is a different world, and a different America . Obama is part of that different America , knows it, and knows how to tap into it. That is why he won.

Obama also proved again that negative advertising works, invective sells, and harsh personal attacks succeed. That Romney never engaged in such diatribes points to his essential goodness as a person; his "negative ads" were simple facts, never personal abuse - facts about high unemployment,
lower take-home pay, a loss of American power and prestige abroad, a lack of leadership, etc. As a politician, though, Romney failed because he did not embrace the devil's bargain of making unsustainable promises.

It turned out that it was not possible for Romney and Ryan - people of substance, depth and ideas - to compete with the shallow populism and platitudes of their opponents. Obama mastered the politics of envy – of class warfare - never reaching out to Americans as such but to individual groups, and cobbling together a winning majority from these minority groups. If an Obama could not be defeated - with his record and his vision of America , in which free stuff seduces voters - it is hard to envision any change in the future.

The road to Hillary Clinton in 2016 and to a European-socialist economy - those very economies that are collapsing today in Europe - is paved.

For Jews, mostly assimilated anyway and staunch Democrats, the results demonstrate again that liberalism is their Torah. Almost 70% voted for a
president widely perceived by Israelis and most committed Jews as hostile to Israel . They voted to secure Obama's future at America 's expense and at Israel 's expense - in effect, preferring Obama to Netanyahu by a wide margin.

A dangerous time is ahead. Under present circumstances, it is inconceivable that the US will take any aggressive action against Iran and will more likely thwart any Israeli initiative. The US will preach the importance of negotiations up until the production of the first Iranian nuclear weapon - and then state that the world must learn to live with this new reality.

But this election should be a wake-up call to Jews. There is no permanent empire, nor is there an enduring haven for Jews anywhere in the exile. The American empire began to decline in 2007, and the deterioration has been exacerbated in the last five years. This election only hastens that decline.
Society is permeated with sloth, greed, envy and materialistic excess. It has lost its moorings and its moral foundations.. The takers outnumber the givers, and that will only increase in years to come.

The "Occupy" riots across this country in the last two years were mere dress rehearsals for what lies ahead - years of unrest sparked by the increasing discontent of the unsuccessful who want to seize the fruits and the bounty of the successful, and do not appreciate the slow pace of redistribution.

If this election proves one thing, it is that the Old America is gone. And, sad for the world, it is not coming back."

Scary shit, n'est-ce pas?  (The rabbi didn't say that, I did; rabbis don't talk like that, silly)

Wanna Comment?

          One of my loyal readers — okay; probably my only loyal reader, asked me the other day why he couldn't leave comments about a post.  Frankly, I hadn't even noticed that there was no mechanism in place with which to leave one's two cents.  Anyway, just so you know: Blogger (i.e. Google) has no live tech support available anywhere.  And I mean anywhere.
Somehow I got through to them the first time I called in about ten minutes.  The young lady gave me a support website to go to where, she assured me, I would be able to solve my issue. Right. I've tried to call back since then twice.  Friday and today (Monday).  I was on hold Friday for 47 minutes and today for roughly an hour and a half.  Come on; how much elevator music can one person listen to, for crying out loud?
          So I started futzing around with the blog on my own and guess what?  I discovered that you actually can comment!  All you have to do is click on the title of the post and a window opens up at the bottom wherein you can leave your own personal nugget of brilliance.  As long as you agree with me.  Just kidding.

Gratuitous Bikini Babe Photo

Why Obama Killed Osama

Obama

Osama

          Most people think that Obama killed Osama because it was politically expedient.  While I believe that that was certainly part of the reason, I think there were other considerations as well.  Here are just some of my theories.
1.  Envy:  While OBL was able to practice his faith in public, BHO has to be a closet Muslim in order to advance Allah's agenda.
2.  R-E-S-P-E-C-T.  As we know, now that Dipshit has been in office for six years or so, there's virtually nowhere in the world where people think he's anything more than a narcissistic empty suit.  World leaders (e.g. Assad, Putin, Netanyahu) have long dismissed him as either a bumbling clown or irrelevant or both.  He is despised by the right and the left ain't too crazy about him anymore, either.  Two places where folks still love him: among his base of Low Information Voters, and in the mirror.  Osama, however, was revered by Allah fans the world over.  Even the ones that wouldn't admit it.

Navy Seal

3.  Power:  One would think that the "Leader of the Free World" (God help us) would be able to do pretty much whatever his little black heart desired, right?  Like something really spectacular to cement his place in history as a mover and a shaker.  But Dipshit had to admit to himself that that whole World Trade Center Stunt was pretty cool, and something a man in his position would never have been able to pull off, Harry Reid's support notwithstanding ("The president's blue ribbon commission determined that because, according to public record, the Twin Towers were built on landfill which consisted of 27.4% non-biodegradable materials such as styrofoam, the buildings had to be dismantled for the greater good of saving the planet and the most expedient method of bringing them down was flying a couple jetliners into those suckers.").
4.  It was all a big misunderstanding.  The Navy Seals  were supposed to deliver three Stealth helicopters to Bin Laden to help in his quest to eliminate all infidels except Celine Dion (apparently he can't get enough of the Canadian songstress) and one of them crashed rather noisily, waking up the whole compound.  Achmed and Abdul, two of the guards on duty that faithful night, were not informed of the plan and consequently opened fire on the hapless intruders, and Osama was caught in the crossfire when he came out on his terrace, yelling "What the fuck?!  For Allah's sake, would you keep it down out here?  I'm binge-watching 'Breaking Bad'!"
5.  Jealousy.

Lookin' good, Monica!

Upon assuming the office of POTUS, among Dipshit's first Exectutive Orders was calling Monica Lewinsky, wanting to see whether she had the chops to handle a (half) black man.  He had heard that those Jewish girls went down like submarines, but he personally had not yet experienced the fellatiotic* expertise of a Zionist heathen.  Monica, however, had turned him down, stating that although the offer was quite tempting, she was previously occupied, just settling into her new position as spokesperson for the Hoover vacuum cleaner company.  When she mentioned, however, that she had been flown to Abbottabad to get a little taste (operative word "little") of Islam from OBL, it was simply too much for ol' Dipshit to bear.

* I don't know if "fellatiotic" is an actual word, but I needed it, so now it is.